The Top Kids Jokes - The jokes told by children finally, sometimes by adults with very, very childish soul ...! You know those pearls coming out of the mouths of children, who are taboo for us? Well, here they are!
1. At the opera:
- Dad, who is the man who scares the lady by making big gestures?
- He does not want to scare him, he's the conductor.
- Then why the lady, she screams.
2. - Say mother, how is it written "dick"? with a "T" or with two "T"?
- You can put three; it's never long enough!
3. Three children play a knight's game.
Victor: I decide to call myself: VICTORUS
Antoine: And me, ANTOINUS!
Anne: And I do not play. : '(
4. In an animal shop, a student asks:
- I would like 12 mice, 11 cockroaches and 15 spiders, please!
- Do you do scientific experiments?
- No, but I have to return my apartment in the state where I found it.
5. A child coming home from school told his mother: my mistress tells me that I am working well, but she never paid me.
Children's Jokes 6-10
6. At school, a teacher makes her students study the five senses:
- What do we hear?
- With the ears, answer the children in chorus
- Well, what do we see?
- With the eyes
- Excellent, with what do you taste?
A little girl raises her hand:
- With bread and chocolate!
7. - Oh look dad a shooting star! Exclaims Lea.
- I hope you had time to make a wish.
- Yes, I hope it will come true, otherwise I will have 0/20 in geography!
- Oh? What was your wish?
- That London becomes the capital of Italy, before the teacher corrects the copies.
8. - Listen, said the mother to her little daughter, if you are wise, you will go to heaven and if you are not wise, you will go to hell.
- And what must I do to go to the circus?