The
other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running
>up
to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why
>she
was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting
>jumping
up and down along with her.
>
>She
said, "I have some really great news!"
>
>I
said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
>
>She
stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up
>and
down, told me that she was pregnant!
>
>I
knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great!
>I
couldn't be happier for you!"
>
>Then
she said, "There's more."
>
>I
asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
>
>She
said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We
>are
going to have TWINS!"
>
>Amazed
at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
>her
how she knew. She said....
>(You're
going to love this!)
>
>"Well,
that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually
>had
a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.
Both tests came out positive!"