Women's dictionary
Yes = No
No = Yes.
Maybe = No
We need = I want.
I'm sorry = You're going to be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Of course, go for it = I do not want you ...
Do what you want = You will pay me that.
I'm not angry = Of course I'm angry, you moron!
You listen to me ?? = Too late, you are dead.
You must learn to communicate = Agree with me.
Be romantic, turn off the light = I have cellulite.
You are so ... manly = You need to shave and you sweat.
You love Me ? = I'm going to ask you something dear.
It's your choice = The right choice should be obvious now.
You're caring tonight = Do you think about sex?
I'm ready in a minute = Take off your shoes and find yourself a good match on TV.
You love me a lot ? = I did something today that you will not like
Dictionary Male
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Pretty dress = Nice neckline!
I love you = Let's make love.
I'm bored = Do you want to make love?
What's wrong ? = I guess there is no question of making love.
Would you dance with me ? = I would like to make love with you.
Can I call you one of these days? = I would like to make love with you.
Do you want to go to the movies? = I would like to make love with you.
Can I take you to dinner? = I would like to make love with you.
Would you marry me ? = I want it to be illegal for you to sleep with other guys.
You seem tense, let me give you a massage = I want to make love with you in ten minutes.
Let's talk = I try to impress you by showing you that I am someone deep and I would like to make love with you
I do not think these shoes go with your dress = I'm gay.