1. Good: Your wife is
pregnant.
> Bad:
it's triplets.
> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years
ago.
>
> 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to
you.
> Bad: She wants a divorce.
> Ugly: She's a lawyer.
>
> 3. Good: Your youngest son is finally
maturing.
> Bad: He's involved with the woman
next door.
> Ugly: So are you.
>
> 4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no
more kids.
> Bad: Your wife can't find her
birth control pills.
> Ugly: Your 13 year old
daughter borrowed them.
>
> 5. Good: Your oldest son understands
fashion.
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> Ugly: He looks better than your
wife.
>
> 6. Good: You give the "birds and
bees" talk to your 10 year old
>daughter.
> Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> Ugly: With corrections.
>
> 7. Good: Your son is dating someone
new.
> Bad: It's another man.
> Ugly: He's your best friend.
>
> 8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got
a new job
> Bad: As a hooker.
> Ugly: Your co-workers are her best
clients.
> Very Ugly: She makes more money
than you do.