The following 15 Police Comments (listed in reverse order) were "allegedly"
lifted from actual police car video surveillance tapes. No specific region.
Supposedly they come from all around the U.S.A.
15 Police Comments:
#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them awhile."
#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know,
that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. ! Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."
#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."
#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPI C/NCIC.."
#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of
yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."