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Plastic surgeon
A woman at the cosmetic surgeon:
- I would like to have bigger breasts. How much would it cost me?
The man of the art:
- It would cost around 9,000 euros.
Wife:
- I can not afford it ... Is there not an alternative to surgery?
The doctor trying to be kind:
- You could try to rub your breasts with toilet paper ...
Wife:
- Toilet paper ??? How could this make me bigger breasts?
The doctor:
- Look what this has done to your ass ...
The patient
Before being operated on the heart, the patient asks the surgeon:
- Will the surgery cost me dear?
- Leave this worry to your heirs.
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Who can understand, few words are enough.
Teacher
When a teacher kills himself to explain something to you take your time and let him die.