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1. Which day do you sell the most razors in Portugal? Mother's Day
2. Why will the Portuguese never go to the moon?
- Because there is nothing to clean!
3. Why do Portuguese women wear several bracelets in which hair can get caught? To wax by shaking a guy.
4. How do you recognize a Portuguese girl at the hairdresser?
- She's the only one who has curlers on her legs!
5. Why do Portuguese buildings have only one floor?
- Because they are all janitors!
6. What is the difference between a sea lion and a Portuguese?
One has shiny hair and smells like cod ...
The other is a marine mammal.
7. How do you recognize a Portuguese on the day of your wedding?
He's the one with the best tracksuit.
8. When is there more Portuguese in a stadium?
At its construction!
9. How do you recognize a rich Portuguese?
He has a golden handle on his jackhammer!
10. A Portuguese girl has just given birth. The midwife takes the baby to present to the father, Portuguese too.
"Sir, he's a boy," said the midwife.
Then the father catches his son, and balances him against the wall.
The midwife, horrified: Sir, what are you doing?
And the father replies: If he remains on the wall he will be a mason, if he falls he will be a tiler!