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1. Why should Bill Gates be better at being a farmer?
Because Windows crashes without stopping.
2. A man comes into a restaurant:
- Boy! Do you use noodles?
- Of course sir, here we serve everyone.
3. A biker goes to see a blonde pushing her car on the highway. The biker asks him:
- Madam, your car is down?
- No no, she's brand new!
- Then why are you pushing her?
- Because the mechanic told me to go to 50Km in the city and push a little on the highway.
4. Michel is traveling to a distant country. He finds himself in a beautiful river in the jungle. He then asks the guide who accompanies him:
- Do you think I can swim here?
- But of course!
- Are you sure there are no piranhas here?
- Absolutely sure! Michel jumps into the water and asks the guide:
- How can you be so sure?
- It's simple: there are no piranhas here because they are too scared of crocodiles!
5. He's a guy who does not have ears at birth. He goes to an ear transplant. This one shows him a catalog of ears. He thinks for a long time and finds the pair he likes. The specialist tells him to come back in a fortnight.
He comes back and complains:
- Doctor, I have a problem with my ears, I hear but I do not understand.
The doctor :
- Ah, excuse me, it must have been the woman catalog.