The best jokes about marriage, man and woman, the best funny story about the husband AND woman
Love before marriage
Why are the priests against love before marriage?
Because it delays the ceremony!
Young groom and a dog
What is the difference between a bridegroom and a dog?
After a year of marriage, the dog is still excited to see you back.
Husband riddle and lawn mowers
What are the commonalities between husbands and lawn mowers?
They are difficult to start, they are smelly, and they do not work most of the time.
Two soldiers training:
-Why are you engaged in the army ...
-Because I'm single and I like war ... And you ...
I am married and I wanted peace!