The best jokes about Jews, Jewish jokes certified kosher! Maybe you already know it but Jewish humor is Pandora's box of humor. An endless box full of pearls. Here is a people who knows how to laugh at everything and who claims it proudly! A top 20 well Jewish and above all, very funny!
1. What is the difference between a Jewish seller and an Arab seller?
Arabic sells retail, when to the Jew, he sells wholesale!
2. Why do Jews often have a big nose?
Because the air is free.
3. Three Jewish mothers talk about their respective sons.
The first says, "I, my son, is so rich that he could buy Paris!"
The second one outbid: "Me my son, he has so much money that he could offer himself Paris and New York!"
The third concludes: "And what makes you believe that MY SON wants to sell ?!
4. Why did the Jews ask money from the Swiss?
To be able to pay the gas bill!
5. How do you say 500 euros in Hebrew?
We say "DONATE"!
6. A good Christian will confess:
-My father, I have sinned, forgive me. I hid a Jew in my cellar during the Second World War.
"It's not a sin," replied the priest.
-Yes but I ask him 100 francs for each month.
-Ah yes, it's not really ok but you still did a good deed.
-Yes but I still do not tell him that the war was over ...