The best jokes about bosses, business leaders and the best funny corporate stories
-After multiple interviews for a job as secretary, the boss decides to summon three finalists by sending them a mail with 1000 euros.
On the day said, the first candidate says:
- Sir, you put, by mistake, 1000 euros in the envelope. Here they are.
The second :
- Thanks for the advance. I really needed it.
The third :
- I placed the 1000 euros on the stock exchange and made 1500. I return 1000 euros and keep the balance.
Question: Which of the postulants has been hired?
Answer: The blonde with big tits!
-Traffic ticket
One day, I leave the restaurant and I see a police officer who writes a ticket.
I approach and say to him:
- I only stayed five minutes at the baker's. Can not you cancel this ticket?
He ignores me superbly and continues to write.
"You heck, I can not help but tell him.
And now he draws another ticket for lack of reflective plate at the front of the vehicle.
My blood is just a trick and I bawl it copiously:
- Ostia of failure, by-product of weak, cursed dog, impotent, illiterate, hemorrhoid hypertrophied and so on!
Ah, there, I used all the riches of my vocabulary. It goes on for another quarter of an hour, and the cop, without flinching, accumulates the tickets under the windshield wiper.
I see that all this leads us to nothing and I throw in the towel.
So, after the departure of the agent, I walk quietly to my car, parked two streets away, leaving the pleasure to my boss to discover his car leaving the restaurant ...
-Gardener
A gardener tells his boss:
- I assure you, sir that I accomplished my work with all my heart!
- Well, my friend, to vary a little, why not do it with your hands instead?