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-Bill Gates goes to heaven and God says to him:
- Son, come and sit on my right. Bill answers:
- First, I'm not your son and second, what do you do sitting in my place ?!
-Bill Gates unfortunately dies one day and goes to the purgatory. Arrived St. pETER welcomes him embarrassed and tells him
-Bill you scammed a lot of people but you're still a good guy so I leave you the choice between hell and paradise.
Happy Bill decide to visit both places before choosing! He begins with paradise: there he sees happy people who are peaceful, honest, supportive in fabulous landscapes.
In hell, he sees people scammed, half-naked women, a place of debauchery! So he goes back to Saint Peter and explains that he still prefers to go to hell.
Once at the gates of hell, the devil himself opens the door and invites him in. But the, oh stupor, Bill discovers a horrible place, full of flames with imps who torture everyone ...
Amazed bill asks lucifer
- But it does not look like what I saw earlier! and the devil answers him:
- Yes I know but you know the problem with the demos!
- How many Vice Presidents from Microsoft does it take to change a light bulb?
- Eight to change the light bulb, and seven to be sure that Microsoft pockets well two dollars for any bulb changed around the world.
How many engineers do I need to change a light bulb at Microsoft?
- None, everyone stays in the dark and Bill Gates decides it's the new standard!