The best Blondes jokes told ... by others! And yes, jokes about blondes, it's a bit of the jewel of humor. Finally, no, it's international, I reassure you! In short, the good joke about blondes is the basis of humor, no ?!
Blondes Jokes
1. It's a blonde who goes to the pharmacy. She says :
- Hello ! I would like shampoo.
-The pharmacist answers him: Follow me, that one is for the dry hair, this one for the curly hair, and this one for the greasy hair ...
-The blonde: But ... You do not have a shampoo for dirty hair?
2. How many times does a blonde laugh when she is told a joke? At least 3 times. The first, when we tell him the joke; the second, when we explain the joke and the third when she finally understood the joke.
3. What is a smart blonde?
A labrador!
4. An idiot, blonde is going to see her girlfriend who says to her:
- Say so, you look sad! What's wrong ?
- I just failed my license. Arriving at the roundabout, there was a sign where there was marked 30 so I went around the roundabout 30 times!
5. A biker goes to see a blonde pushing her car on the highway. The biker asks her:
- Madam, your car is down?
- No no, she's brand new!
- Then why are you pushing her?
- Because the mechanic told me to go to 50Km in the city and push a little on the highway.
6. A young graduate, blonde opens her law firm. All content, she sees arriving her first client. She picks up the phone and pretends to have an important conversation with a minister. When she hangs up, she asks why this customer is coming. This one answers him: I am of Telephone Telecom and I come to install your telephone line!
7. Two men chat in a bar.
One of them exclaims!
- Do you see the two blondes coming towards us? The one on the right is my wife, the other my mistress ...
- What? the other was astonished. For me, it's the opposite!