Subject: TECHNOLOGY!
> >
> > Three men one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting
> > > naked in
> > > >> > the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American
> >pressed
> > > his
> > > >> > forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
> >questioningly.
> > > >> > "That was my pager," he
> > > >> > said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
> > > >> >
> > > >> > A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted
his
> >palm
> > > to
> > > >> > his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
> >phone. I
> > > have
> > > >> > a microchip in my hand."
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he
> >decided he
> > > had
> > > >> > to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
> >and
> > > went
> > > >> > to toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
> >his
> > > ass.
> > > >> > The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
> >"I'm
> > > >> > getting a fax," he explains