Subject: Fw:
Very good blonde jokes....
BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes
living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to
the other, "Which do you think is
farther away... Florida or
the moon?"
The other
blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida?????"
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes
her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it
died.
After he works
on it for a few minutes, it is idling
smoothly.
She says,
"What's the story?"
He replies,
"Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks,
"How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police
officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he could see
her license.
She replied in
a huff, "I wish you guys would get
your act together.
Just yesterday
you take away my license and then today
you expect me to
show it to
you!"
RIVER WALK
There's
this blonde out for a walk. She comes to
a river and sees
another blonde
on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get
to the other
side?"
The second
blonde looks up the river then down the river
and shouts
back, "You
ARE on the other side."
AT THE DOCTOR'S
OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!"
says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead
took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed
her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed;
likewise she
pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched made
her scream.
The doctor
said, "You're not really a redhead,
are you?
"Well,
no" she said, "I'm actually a
blonde."
"I thought
so," the doctor said. "Your
finger is broken."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the freeway.
Glancing at the
car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the
wheel was
knitting!
Realizing that
she was oblivious to his flashing lights
and siren, the
trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULL
OVER!"
"NO!"
the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A
SCARF!"