Subject Blondes Diary Year in Review
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>> > January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
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>> > February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
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>> > labels...Helllloooo!!!...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
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>> > March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months...box
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>> > said "2-4 years!"
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>> > April - Trapped on an escalator for hours...power went out!!!
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>> > May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of
water
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>> > won't fit in! to those little packets!!!
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>> > June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
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>> > July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later,
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>> > other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
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>> > August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm...car swamped
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>> > soft-top was open.
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>> > September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't
it???
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>> > October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
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>> > November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour
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>> > pound and I weigh 108 lbs!!!
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>> > December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no
"eleven" button on
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>> > the stupid phone!!!
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>> > What a year!!