Stop sleeping during worship!
A lady fell asleep at the preaching of the pastor ... Suddenly, she wakes up and hears the pastor say, "* Get up *".
She rose and saw the whole assembly turn towards her. Everyone was in * shock, including her husband sitting next to her *. She looks around and notices * that she is the only person standing *.
The pastor looks at her and says: "* Thank you ma'am stay up, we will pray for you ... * We have someone standing already. She's brave ... Who else? No one? Let me repeat myself in case you did not hear me well. * I said to get up, if you are unfaithful, if you commit adultery; if you can not help but deceive your spouse on every mission ... Get up and pray for yourself. *
The lady standing, * fell fainting *.