The HRD:
- Hello, sit down and tell me about yourself.
The official candidate:
- I must inform you that I am handicapped.
The HRD:
- Serious?
The guy :
- I jumped on a mine and I lost my testicles.
The HRD:
- It does not matter, you start Monday, the hours are 8h-16h but you, you come for 10H.
The candidate :
- I do not want any special treatment, I want to start at 8 am, like the others.
The HRD:
- Do not worry, we arrive at 8 o'clock but, until 10 o'clock, we scratch the balls in front of the coffee machine.