Our selection of the best jokes about the Portuguese! The funniest stories about Portugal
-How does a Portuguese clean?
She raises her arms and she runs
-What is a Portuguese 4-legged?
A migale.
- How do you determine the future job of a Portuguese baby?
- He is thrown against a wall, if he stays stuck he will be plasterer and if he falls he will be tiler ...
-How do you know that a Portuguese woman does not wear panties?
- If she has dandruff on her shoes.
-What is the name of the last Disney in Portugal?
- Tos Story.
And the one before?
- Pocahontos.
And the next?
- Our Pariche Dash!
- What's small, hairy, and cooing in the back of a garage?
- A Portuguese woman helping her husband to park the car: "coos, coos
- Why will the Portuguese never go to the moon?
- Because there is nothing to clean!
- Why do little Portuguese girls hide an old shrimp in their panties?
- To feel like the big ones.
- Why do Portuguese buildings have only one floor?
- Because they are all janitors!
- What are two Portuguese 4-legged on the floor?
- A fungus.