One evening, after nearly 25 years of marriage, a couple is in bed when
the woman feels that her husband begins to caress her as he had not done for a long time.
He begins by caressing his hair, then down the back to the hollow of the kidneys. He caresses her shoulders, then the neck, then the breasts and stops dead on her lower abdomen. He then began to place his hand on the inside of her left arm, touching once again her breast, her hip and then runs her buttocks and her left leg to the calf. Then he goes back inside the thigh and stops at the top of his leg. He does the same thing on the other side and stops suddenly, turns to the side and turns on the TV without saying a word.
As all these caresses had done her a lot of effect, she asks him lovingly: "Honey, it was wonderful, why did you stop? "
He mumbles:
"I found the remote control"