One day at school the mistress a little racist explains to young Mohamed:
"From today you will be called Jean-Pierre, because we are in France"
The same evening Mohamed returns home and his mother calls him by his first name, but Mohamed answers: "My name is Jean-Pierre now".
Hardly finished his sentence that the poor Mohamed takes a slap.
When his father comes back he tells the same thing and picks one up.
The day after returning to school, the teacher, seeing her black eye, asks: "What happened to you?"
The young Mohamed answers: "Barely 2 hours that I was French that I was already typing by Arabs!"