Once upon a time, a woman enters a bar. She orders a beer and will sit at a table. In front of her, there is a man who does not stop putting his watch on his ear. When she comes to leave, she goes to see the man and says to him:
- What's your watch, sir?
The man answers him:
- She talks to me!
- How's she talking to you, said the woman?
- You do not believe me ma'am, said the man, look, I'll prove it to you.
The man approaches his watch to his ear and says to the woman:
- You're 37 years old madam.
"A stroke of luck," she said.
The man approaches his watch again and says to the woman:
- You are single.
"It's still lucky," said the lady.
The man approaches his watch to his ear and says to the woman:
- You, at the moment, do not wear underwear.
- Ha! Ha! You are wrong ! said the young woman.
Suddenly the man gives a tap to his watch and exclaims:
- I'm sorry the watch is running fast!