Once upon a time there was a perfect man and a perfect woman who met. After courting, they were married. Their union was of course perfect.
One Christmas Eve night, this perfect couple drove their perfect car along a deserted road, when they noticed someone in distress on the side of the road. Being perfect, they stopped to give their help.
The person in distress was Santa, with his hood filled with wonderful gifts. Not wanting thousands of children to be disappointed on Christmas Eve, the perfect couple took Santa and his toys aboard their perfect car, and accompanied him for the distribution of the wonderful gifts.
Unfortunately, because of bad weather the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived this accident. Which ? (see below for the solution)
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The perfect woman has survived. In fact, it's the only person in this story who really exists. Everyone knows that Santa Claus and the perfect man do not exist.



**** Women stop reading from here, it's the end of the joke.
Men can continue. ****