Subject: flight joke
> A man traveling on the latest Airbus 320 was in
> urgent need of
> using the
> > restroom. Each time he tried to use it, it was
> occupied.
> > The flight attendant, aware of his predicament,
> suggested he use
> the ladies
> > room but she cautioned him against pressing any of
> the buttons.
> > The man agreed and rushed into the restroom to
> relieve himself.
> He noticed
> > four buttons marked "WW", "WA", "PP" and "ATR".
> make Making a
> fateful
> > mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman
> says, the man
> allowed
> > his curiosity to get the best of him and
> > decided to try to the buttons anyway.
> > He carefully pressed the first button, marked
> "WW", and
> > immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom.
> > He thought," Golly, the gals really got it made".
> > Still curious, he pressed the second button,
> marked "WA", and
> warm air dried
> > his bottom off gently and quickly. "He thought
> that was out of
> this world."
> > The button marked "PP" caused a large powder puff
> to powder his
> bottom with
> > a sweet smelling silky powder.
> > Well naturally he couldn't resist pressing the
> last button marked
> "ATR".
> > When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and
> buzzed the
> nurse. When she
> > appeared, he cried out,
> > "What happened? The last thing I remember I was in
> the ladies
> room aboard a
> > plane.
> > The nurse replied "Yes, and you were having a
> great time until
> you pressed
> > the "ATR" button"
> > "What the hell does "ATR" stand for?" asked the
> man.
> > "Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under
> your pillow."