A Canadian, a Frenchman and an American happily toast in a bar.
The French orders a bottle of champagne and pours the precious liquid into cups. As soon as he has drunk his drink, he takes out a revolver and shoots it into the bottle. He then launches:
- In France, we have so much champagne that we do not need to drink twice in the same bottle!
The American then claims a bottle of Napa Valley wine in California, which he shares with his classmates. He drinks his glass, takes out a revolver, and pulls the bottle. He said with a smile:
- At home too, we have so much wine that we do not need to drink twice in the same bottle!
The Canadian then offers a beer tour, pulls out a revolver and fires the American at close range, saying:
- At home, we have so many Americans that we do not need to drink twice with the same!