Subject: Big People Words
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed
to first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the
teacher
insisted on NO baby talk. "You need to use "Big People"
words she was always
reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. I went to visit
my
Nana he said. "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use
"Big
People Words"!
Then she asked Mitchell what he had done, "I took a ride on a
choo-
choo. "No" she said, "you took a ride on a
TRAIN. You must remember to use
Big People Words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book"
he
replied. "That's wonderful the teacher said. "What book
did you read"? (I love
this) Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest
and
said with great pride -- WINNIE THE SHIT"