Subject:
Only at Wal-mart !!!!!!!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria,
Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I
better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that
kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at
Wal-Mart.
Just give it a urine sample and the computer
will tell you what's wrong
and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds
and costs ten dollars....a
lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar
and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer
lights up and asks for the
urine sample.
He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a
printout:
"You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve In
two weeks.
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening while thinking how amazing this
new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be
fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from
his dog, urine samples from
his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for
good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check
the results.
He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
concoction, and awaits the
results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your
dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your
daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't
yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself,
your elbow will never get
better.
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart