Life
is short, Laugh at it!!
A
hockey joke that only a Canadian could appreciate...
Two
boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when
one
is
attacked
by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy
takes
his stick,
wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the
dog's neck.
A
reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.
Young
Leafs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he
starts
writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the
little hero replied.
Sorry,
since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were" said the
reporter
and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend from
Horrific
attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a
Jays fan
either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was
either
a Leafs or Jays fan. What team do you root for?" the
reporter asked.
"I'm
a Montreal Canadians fan." the child said. The reporter
starts
a new sheet
in his notebook and writes,
"Little
French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."