Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee. The
fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the green fees and carts.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man
told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he
gave a friend a new home for free."
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multiline
dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully
loaded."
The third man said, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a
stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire
portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of
business. The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How
is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar."
The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled
about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends
gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."