The
old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts
putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks,
"Where are you going?" He
replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?"
He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some
of that Viagra stuff." Immediately the wife starts working and positioning
herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says,
"Where the hell are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the
doctor, too." He says, "Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're going to start using
that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."