Jokes and humour about administrations and jokes about civil servants! Administration joke, official joke. The funniest stories about Administrations, laughter about Administrations, riddles about Administrations, charades about Administrations
Taxes
- Your last name must start with the two figures of the Department
- We are obliged to answer you in the affirmative by the negative
- Our goal is not, as you write, to crush you like shit, but to collect the exact amount of your taxes
- Pets are not dependent children ...
- Since the total of 5000 F is to be divided by two, the result is: 1327.60 F
- Your letter of complaint has been sent by mistake to our complaint service
- Unless I am mistaken, an error has crept into our letter of last March 22nd
- Please specify if the sex of your spouse is also of French nationality
- The rent of scooters of the seas (see your bill) does not fit in the heading - real estates -
- Your profession is not referenced, thank you to find another
- Column B is reserved for users in column C ...
- From 1 September, the ticket offices will be open before closing
- Your statement is illegible, although typed in the machine
- Provisional third party is not a suggestion to pay, but a command
Administration joke
What makes his 8 hours a day in the administration?
The coffee machine.
Jokes differences
- You know, asks a business manager to a friend, the difference between my new secretary and the tax office?
- No.
- The tax administration sucks you to the bone.
Declaration of birth
It is Pierre who arrives at the town hall and who says:
- Hello, I come to declare the birth of my son. He was born yesterday ...
- Yes, what name? the civil servant asks him.
- David.
He notes Bertrand and Pierre asks:
- How much do I owe you?
- But sir, there is nothing to pay
- It's great ... at this price, I'll be able to declare the other three too!