Three groups of soldiers, gendarmes and policemen were bored. They decided to do a hunting contest for the biggest rabbit.
The soldiers left and brought back a beautiful big rabbit of a least 3 kg.
The gendarmes in turn also brought back a rabbit but unfortunately barely 2 kg.
Police officers. An hour passed, two hours spent ... three hours, four hours, ....
The military and gendarmes start to worry and go looking for them. They find the police around a pig they are beating, beating him mercilessly and repeating in turn:
- SAY THAT YOU ARE A RABBIT!