1- Last night, I was so drunk that when I crossed the dance floor to go to the bathroom, I won the dance competition.
2 - You, you were well drunk last night!
-Seriously?!
-Ah yes! I remember well the moment when you went in front of the mirror of the bar and that you said: "So you, I already saw you somewhere!"
3 - Whoever drinks becomes drunk.
Who becomes drunk falls asleep.
Who falls asleep does not sin.
Who does not sin goes to Paradise.
Morality: Let's drink!