Jesus chose Marseille to return to Earth.
In order to find the world and make himself known, he enters a bistro:
- Hi guys, I'm Jesus, I'm down on Earth ...
- People, I do not think so.
- Yes, Yes, I am Jesus.
- Prove it !
A disabled person passed by in his wheelchair, Jesus puts his hand on his shoulder and the paralytic gets up and walks.
A blind man quietly drank his pastis, Jesus puts his hand on his eyes and the blind finds a vision 20/20.
Jesus approaches a third and the other shouts:
- Do not touch me, DO NOT TOUCH ME! ! !
- But why, I do not want you any harm, only heal you.
- Do not touch me, I am a civil servant and only 15 days ago I am on sick leave.