In China, a man lost in the forest ends up discovering a cottage where he is greeted by an old Chinese:
- I'm lost, can you shelter me for the night?
- Of course, honorable stranger, but on one condition: Do not touch my daughter or I will inflict the worst 3 known Chinese torments.
- No problem ! the young man answers, thinking that he will be able to restrain himself from jumping at the first sight of her.
In fact, at dinner, he realizes that the girl is a real atomic bomb and she does not stop to light, to kick her under the table and tease with a cleavage of madness ...
Remembering the old man's warning, he prefers to abstain and returns to his room once the meal is over.
However, in the middle of the night, the girl shows up in her room and jumps directly on him. A hot night follows, and the girl leaves in the night not to be caught by her father.
The next day, he wakes up feeling a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes, he sees a huge stone resting on his chest with a "post-it" saying:
"First Chinese torment, big stone on the chest!"
The young man, a little disappointed, thinks that if that's all the old man has found, there's really nothing to scare a cat! So he takes the block, walks to the window and swings it overboard. At this moment, he sees a second "post-it" stuck to the window saying:
"2nd Chinese torture, big stone tied testicle left!"
Panicked, he sees the thread linking his left testicle to the stone that "spins" at full speed! Deciding that some broken bones were better than castration, he jumps out the window. Then, when approaching the ground, he sees a sign on the ground that says:
"Third Chinese torture, right testicle tied to the foot of the bed! "