Subject: The Cremation
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> A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and
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> >> >>>>>>>brought
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> >> >>>>>>> his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in,
>she poured
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> >> >>>>>>>him
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> >> >>>>>>> out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her
>fingers in
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> >>the
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> >> >>>>>>> ashes, she started talking to him. "Charles, you know
>that
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> >>fur
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> >> >>>>>>>coat
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> >> >>>>>>> you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it
>with the
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> >> >>>>>>> insurance money."
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> >> >>>>>>> She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
>ashes and
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> >>then
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> >> >>>>>>> said, "Charles, remember that new car you promised me
>and
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> >>never
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> >> >>>>>>> bought? Well, I also bought it with the insurance
>money!"
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> >> >>>>>>> Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing
>her
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> >>fingers
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> >> >>>>>>>in
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> >> >>>>>>> the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace
>you
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> >>promised
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> >> >>>>>>>me
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> >> >>>>>>> and never bought? Well, I bought it too, with the
>insurance
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> >> >>>>>>>money!"
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> >> >>>>>>> Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
>said,
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> >> >>>>>>>"Charles,
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> >> >>>>>>> remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it
>comes!"