He's a guy who's not doing well at all. He goes to the hospital.
After a lot of tests, the doctor tells him:
- I have bad news for you ... You have syphilis, leprosy and AIDS.
The guy is collapsed:
"Oh my God, and what can you do?"
- Not much unfortunately. You will have to stay in the hospital and you will be prescribed a diet of pancakes and pizzas.
- And you think all this, will save me?
And the doctor answers:
- I do not know, but in any case they are food that can easily slip under the door.