> A sailor meets a
pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and
> an eye patch. "How'd you end up with a peg leg?" asks the
sailor.
> "I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate.
> "A shark bit off me whole leg." "Wow!" said the
sailor.
> "What about the hook?" "We were boarding an enemy
ship, battling
> the other seamen with swords. One of them cut me hand clean off."
> "Incredible!" remarked the sailor. "And the eye
patch?"
> "A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your
> eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor askedncredulously. Said the
pirate,
> "It was me first day with the hook."