An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving.
>She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am, did
>you know you were speeding?"
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>The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
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>The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
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>The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
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>The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
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>The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
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>The woman gives him her license.
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>The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there
>once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."
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>The woman turns to her husband and asks," What did he say?"
>
>"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.