Subject: Fw: We're all getting older.
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The
doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave
him the jar, which was as clean
and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the
man
explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but
nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then
her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still
nothing. We even called up Earleen, the lady
next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she
even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried we still couldn't
get
the jar open!"