>Never Argue with a Woman
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>One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
>to take a nap.
>Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
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>She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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>Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
>says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
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>"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
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>"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
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>"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
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>"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
>moment.
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>I'll have to take you in and write you up."
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>"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
>woman.
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>" But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
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>"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>start at any moment."
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>"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
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>MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.