> sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in
> preparation of sex with his wife. Johnny's father in attempt to hide his
> full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed.
> Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad?
> His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the
> bed" Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"