1 - Blonde joke
Do you know the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? - The mosquito goes away when you hit it!
2 - Blonde joke
What do you call a Blonde who has diabetes? A sugar pie.
3 - Blonde joke
Why do blondes prefer triangular coffins? Even dead they still spread their legs.
4 - Blonde joke
What is a blonde with a mattress under her arm? It's a blonde with his CV!
5 - Blonde joke
What are the worst six years of a blonde's life? The year of the bac!
6 - Blonde joke
How to occupy a blonde for an hour? You tell him to rank the m & m 's in alphabetical order.
7 - Blonde joke
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because, that's where you're supposed to wash the vegetables!
8 - Blonde joke
What is a smart blonde? A labrador.
9 - Blonde joke
What does a mother say to her blonde daughter who is about to go out?
If you're not in bed before midnight, come home.
10 - Blonde joke
What does a blonde want when she goes to total?
Answer: the total!