>>
>> Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!
>>
>> A man asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
>>
>> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
>>
>> The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask
>> you something."
>>
>> "If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
>> Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me
>> if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask
>> me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if
>> I was Mexican? Would you?"
>>
>> The clerk says, "Well, no!"
>>
>> "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
>>
>> "Well, I probably wouldn't!"
>>
>> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why
>> did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
>>
>> The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot.
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