Dusty Underwear
> > One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,
> > said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your
clothes in slim Fast.
> > Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'
> > His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
> > The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of
> > his drawer.
'What the heck is this??' he said to himself as a
> > little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
> > 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you
> > put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. It's not talcum powder....
It's 'Miracle Grow'.