Dogs are better than girls because ...
1. The dog does not cry (except to pee).
2. The Dog likes your friends to visit you.
3. The Dog does not ask you to call him if you come back late.
4. Moreover, the more you come back late, and the more the Dog is happy to see you!
5. The Dog forgives you if you play with another Dog.
6. The Dog makes no remark if you inadvertently call it the name of another Dog.
7. The Dog loves that you leave a lot of things lying around on the floor.
8. The mood of the dog stays the same throughout the month.
9. The Dog never receives a visit from his family.
10. No Dog would buy albums by Celine Dion or Lara Fabian.
11. No dog gains 50 kilos after reaching maturity.
12. The Dog admits very well that you raise your voice to assert your point of view.
13. The Dog prefers to dine on a burger rather than lobster.
14. The dog is ready 24 hours a day.
15. The Dog does not care to receive flowers, postcards or jewels.