Compilation of alcohol jokes with or without anonymous alcoholic present in the story. Alcohol always brings a lot of laughter!
A drunkard walks into a bar and, as he walks towards the counter, shouts:
- All those on my right are assholes! All those on my left are shit!
A man surprised and upset by these words gets up and says:
- Hey! I'm not a shit!
The drunkard stops, looks at him and says:
- Then go to the right asshole!