►Your mother is so big that the last time she bungee jump, the bridge fell with it.
►Your mother is so fat that she takes her pills with mayonnaise.
►Your mother is so much a bitch that people throw balls at her.
►Your mother with hair so short that she has to smile to make a ponytail.
►Your mother is so ugly that even Steevie Wonder is afraid of her.
►Your mother is so stupid that if there were Olympic games of bullshit she will finish second, because she is so stupid to finish first.
►Your mother is such a big feign that she has a remote control to turn on the remote control of the TV.
►Your mother is so stupid that she thinks menopause is a touch of a VCR.
►Your mother is so stupid that she sold her TV to buy a DVD player.