Best Jokes about Women, Exaggeration or Truth ?! I'm kidding, of course or not ...! Women do not hesitate to laugh at men and their fake and well, at home, we return the favor! Cute jokes and others less. We are not bums, either.
1. A woman in consultation with the doctor:
- Doctor, I have mental diarrhea.
- I'll have to explain myself ...
- Whenever I have an idea, it's shit.
2. A woman asks her husband:
- Honey, what are you offering me for my birthday?
-You see the red Ferrari on the left?
The woman at the height of excitement:
- Yesii!
- Well, I bought you a sweater of the same color!
3. A couple of hikers walks in the Alps. They are looking for a place to pitch their tent.
The woman says to her husband:
- Honey, this place is sublime! He leaves me speechless!
He answers him:
- Perfect, then we will camp here !!!
4. To surprise his girlfriend, a young man decides to shave his long beard. On returning home, it rushes on him and kisses madly:
- So, do you like? he asks in a rogue tone.
- Oh it's you ? I did not even recognize you!
5. Dear Anthony,
My nights have become a nightmare, I have not lived since I broke our engagement! Can you forget my bullshit and forgive me? Your absence is eating away at my heart. I behaved like an idiot. No man can ever take your place in my soul! I hope you will want to contact me very quickly. I love you and I only love you!
With all my love. Your Lucie.
PS: Congratulations on your 6 winning numbers in the draw of the lottery last Saturday!
6. A bank employee receives a phone call from his wife, she lost her credit card.
Alarmed the model employee consults the statement of his wife's account, but he decides not to oppose ...
The thief spends less than his wife!
8. The difference between a woman and a hedge?
To jump a hedge, we do not need to compliment him!