An Irishman, an Italian,
and a Polish guy are in a bar.
> > > > > > > They are having a good time and all agree
that the bar
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> > > > > > > is a nice place.
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> > > > > > > Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a
nice bar, but
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> > > > > > > where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a
better one.
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> > > > > > > At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy
another drink,
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> > > > > > > and MacDougal himself will buy your third
drink!"
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> > > > > > > The others agree that sounds like a nice
place.
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> > > > > > >
> > >
> > > > > > > Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a
nice bar, but
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> > > > > > > where I come from, there's a better one.
Over in Brooklyn,
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> > > > > > > there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you
buy a drink,
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> > > > > > > Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda
drink, Vinny buys
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> > > > > > > you anudda drink."
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> > > > > > > Everyone agrees that sounds like a great
bar.
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> > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > Then the Polish guy says, "You think
that's great? Where
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> > > > > > > I come from, there's this place called Warshowski's.
At
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> > > > > > > Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink,
they buy you
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> > > > > > > your second drink, they buy you your third
drink, and then,
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> > > > > > > they take you in the back and get you
laid!"
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> > > > > > > "Wow!" say the other two.
"That's fantastic! Did that
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> > > > > > > actually happen to you?"
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> > > > > > > "No," replies the Polish guy,
"but it happened to my sister!"